APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP
Basic Information
Name of Rekrut: Rkt.doughnuts
Rekrut's Steam Username: diddler on the roof
The Rekrut has read and understands the Code of Conduct of The East Prussian Infantry: YES
This Rekrut can Regularly Attend:
Thursday Unit Training - 8pm EST Yes
Saturday Platoon Operation - 5:30pm EST Yes
Additional Information
This Rekrut's Age Is:
24
This Rekrut's Timezone Location:
PST But I am from Vancouver, I keep no secrets from you
How This Rekrut Heard about The East Prussian Infantry:
EPI Member
This Rekrut was suggested by:
Gunny made me do this against my will
This Rekrut Has Prior Experience in:
The Glorious Pubs under comand of St. 5arge, the greatest and holiest man who ever took comand of a regiment. also U.O.
Additional Comments
I want to be a medic, engineering and transport and Logistics are also acceptable.
I wish also to formally protest the brutal and devilish blackmail which gunny has used to coerce me into joining the EPI. Never in all my days have I met a more perverse and unscrupulous wehraboo than Oberleutnant Gunny aka Gunny Bunny. I can only imagine it is a result of a deeply ingrained sense of inferiority at his recent demotion from Major down to Oberleutnant. He claims it was a "voluntary demotion" demotion to "better reflect the current scope of the EPI" but everyone really knows it was because of an illicit affair with Eva Braun at Berchtesgaden. They would have had him shot were it not for the fact that Herman Goring wanted a new shoe shiner and found that Gunny had nice legs "not unlike those of a rabbit."(Goring, Hemran Memoirs of an Overweight Uberman , P 178) Regardless the humiliation of becoming Herman's shoe bunny is not sufficient to excuse to bully poor innocent pastries into abandoning their God given liberty, forcing them into indentured servitude just so that they may follow their dreams of treating injuries in a WW2 combat situation. It is for these reasons that I protest in the strongest possible terms the necessity of me joining up with the EPI.