On the Necessity of Expected Attendance [PLEASE READ]

[Fuzz]

Transcript from Fuzz's speech on the 31st of May, 2013:

We're the 1st East Prussian Infantry.

We always do things better than average. We are publicly known for being better than just 'average'.

However, right now: we're pretty fuckin' average.

We are to do things better than most, if not all.

However, right now: we're not doing anything better, barely good.

We die a lot in Linebattles, but we look good while dying.

However, right now: we don't look at all good when we're killed on the battlefield.

With our commands, our drill, we do get killed fast. That's why we need to be better - we need to be the best.

However, at the moment, we're not.

That's why we offer Trainings. We need them.

It's part of who we are. It's not just part of the game; it's part of the experience of being in the 1st East Prussian Infantry.

If you deliberately skip out on a Training you willingly signed up for, you hurt the entire Regiment.

Whether you're a member of 1. Zug, 2. Zug, Rekruten - even the Lith, skipping out on a Training willingly hurts everyone.

Everyone is expected to do Trainings that they've signed up for.

We're the 1st EPI. We are to be the best.

So be the best.